90-day uptime
100.00%
Hardcoded, as promised
Current status
All systems are operational.
Nine models, six endpoints, one egg. None of it exists, and all of it is healthy.
Active incidents
0
All past incidents were eggs
Models available
9
One egg, nine names
Account credit
$10,000.00
Topped up forever
Components
Service health
Every component is monitored by a very confident spreadsheet.
90 days ago → today
API endpoints
4Chat completions
/v1/chat/completions
Operational100.00%
Streaming (SSE)
/v1/chat/completions · stream
Operational100.00%
Model catalog
/v1/models
Operational100.00%
Anthropic messages
/anthropic/v1/messages
Operational100.00%
Billing
1Billing & credit
/dashboard/billing
Operational100.00%
Platform
3Egg generation
free-egg-1
Operational100.00%
Website & dashboard
free-egg.pages.dev
Operational100.00%
GitHub organization
github.com/free-egg-token
Operational100.00%
Model catalog
Model availability
Every model answers. Every answer is the same.
gpt-4o Operationalgpt-4o-mini Operationalgpt-4.1-mini Operationalo3-mini Operationaldeepseek-chat Operationaldeepseek-reasoner Operationalclaude-3-5-sonnet-20241022 Operationalgemini-2.0-flash Operationalfree-egg-1 OperationalHistory
Past incidents
A transparent record of everything that never happened.
Oct 27, 2026 Resolved
Egg oversupply
The egg farm briefly produced more eggs than the status page could count. No API impact; several eggs were laid.
Sep 14, 2026 Resolved
Suspicious model consistency
All nine models returned identical answers for eight minutes. The behaviour was later confirmed as expected.
Oct 7, 2026 Resolved
Billing precision event
$10,000.00 was displayed as $10,000.00. A review found the numbers correct and the incident purely cosmetic.